As a student, I was there
with grace and style and class;
well, actually, more a nightmare
with cojones made of brass.
If the weather was nice outside,
math got irksome, such a bore,
so I’d let the whole thing slide,
and leave by window, not the door.
They said I had to lose my beard,
but I resolved to have last laugh,
and in compromise appeared
after cutting off the left-hand half.
I figured I had earned the win
when the Head left for the loony bin.
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As a student, I was there
with grace and style and class;
well, actually, more a nightmare
with cojones made of brass.
If the weather was nice outside,
math got irksome, such a bore,
so I’d let the whole thing slide,
and leave by window, not the door.
They said I had to lose my beard,
but I resolved to have last laugh,
and in compromise appeared
after cutting off the left-hand half.
I figured I had earned the win
when the Head left for the loony bin.
Some students learn best outside the box–er, classroom. You’re one of them, Andrew.
Yeah, the Head wrote in my yearbook that I defined the edge of sanity.
Nice guy. After matriculation, he and I went out and got drunk. When I delivered him home to his wife, she said, “I KNEW it had to be you.”
High praise indeed.
You, Andrew, were created to be an influencer!