I don’t always appreciate Lady Wisdom’s advice. For example:
Me: Look, blue shoes! I wonder if they’re comfortable.
Lady Wisdom: Blue shoes, really?
Me: I wear lots of blue. I could put them to good use.
Lady Wisdom: Good use? Lined up next to your black shoes, your beige shoes and three pairs of brown shoes? And that’s just your winter shoes. Do I need to bring up your summer sandals and winter boots, too?
Me: I wear them all!
Lady Wisdom: Right. Blue shoes, just what you don’t need.