Gotta hand it to these two unnamed disciples. They followed instructions:
Matthew 21:1-2 (NIV)
Jesus sent two disciples, saying to them, “Go to the village ahead of you, and at once you will find a donkey tied there, with her colt by her. Untie them and bring them to me.”
Me? I’d push back.
We just help ourselves to a couple donkeys? Isn’t that stealing? Are we going to return them? Why do you want them? Why not just buy a donkey? Wouldn’t you rather have one that’s already broken in?
Hush. Listen. And follow instructions.
Yo, DUDE! Like, God said he wants us to jack a couple of donkeys! Like, DUDE! How cool is that, yo? We trippin’!
Compared to you, Andrew, I am soooo boring. And straight-laced.